Kitty (boneorchard) wrote in bleakpersuasion,
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Goth Workout

Workout Exercise:

Set aside a whole afternoon to wash and wax your hearse. Feel the burn as you spend 3+ hours scrubbing with soap then waxing and buffing. Add extra calorie burn by cleaning your vinyl, chrome trim, windows and wheels. Don't even THINK about taking a break because you have miles and miles of metal to wax. Wax On, Wax Off...til your arm falls off. This workout will kick your ass and leave you an exhausted, but fit individual.

Damn, I'm tired.
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